I was sitting at a red light in front of Whole Foods Market
Musing on my tough luck
When my mind started chanting and my mouth started ranting
brrreeeport brrreeeport what the f-ck!
I gave box of chocolates to a girl I liked
but she doesnt know that Im alive
So I picked up the phone and feelin all alone
Dialed brrreeeport brrreeeport one-oh-five
I got my diabetic cat and Stetson Hat
and Im moving to Redmond WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHSSSHHHHH !
Im gonna get myself a job
write a blog like a slob
Typing brrreeeport brrreeeport ……brrreeeport brrreeeport….|brrreeepor tbrrreeeport waaaaaaaa